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In this chaotic, fast-paced role-playing game of secret agendas, alien instincts and barely-functional decision-making, players take on this role of competing personalities within an alien hive-mind; all of them trapped in the body of a single, confused human-like being known only as...
The Jeff.
Is The Jeff an experiment, a crash landing or a cosmic accident?
All we know is that The Jeff is walking the streets of Earth with zero idea how human legs actually work.
